Training your women to deepthroat

One of your duties as a man entails extracting as much pleasure as possible from your partner(s) while minimising compliance failures. Penises need fellating — bottom line. Training your women to deepthroat eliminates yet another condition for long-term relations. Nothing says satisfaction like your dick resting on her tonsils.

Some years ago, Chelsea G. Summers covered much of the mechanics on deepthroating from a woman’s perspective. However, her writings assume an autodidactic girlfriend. Not all women posses such an ability. Hence this post.

What can a guy do if she fumbles the play every time you hike her the balls? Let’s show you how to teach her to deepthroat. Ensure both you and your girl(s) read all the links referenced in the aforementioned article before proceeding.

Requirements

Additional to the prerequisites described above, you need the following to begin training:

  • One woman or more, of consenting age in your jurisdiction, whom you want to pork regularly. Most women don’t succeed the first time;
  • Dong that stays erect during throughout the session. Failing this, stop reading, resolve, and return here;
  • Level 7 shitlordship with charisma bonus. Endure any friction, excuses, rationalisation hamsters spinning, etc. You want this; she makes it happen. End of story;
  • A reasonable amount of ejaculatory control. If you, like the majority of dudes, pop in eight minutes, good luck completing the training within a month. You don’t want this to take forever. Fix that first;

Procedure

Like any scientific method, an established process allows for the easy comparison of generated results. Remember the outcome every iteration though this loop. Make adjustments and repeat until you succeed.

  1. Start in one of two positions:  either lying flat on the bed with her straddling and facing you, or sitting in your favourite chair/sofa with her kneeling before you. This provides the most control for the least effort (on your part). Beginning by standing and face-fucking her over the side of the bed precipitates projectile puke plastering your pecker. Not recommended;
  2. Continue as normal. Let her relax and forget about your gearshift gliding down her gullet (an uncomfortable thought for some);
  3. About 5–10 minutes into the session, using your hand, put a bit of pressure on her head as she descends. Don’t choke her — just see how far down she goes with some encouragement;
  4. After 2–3 minutes of that, apply pressure until you gag her lightly without tripping the whole gag reflex. You show her that she can take more than the previous step. Watch the switches firing in her head. Repeat 3–5 more times intermittently over the next five minutes;
  5. Return to the same relaxation level observed in step #2. Allow for another couple of minutes — the calm before the storm;
  6. Now, for the kicker. Reposition both hands on her head, to inhibit lateral movement, and during the downstroke:
    JAM IT IN!
    JAM IT IN!

    Avoid holding her head on your dinger. Trip her gag reflex fully while not walking away with barf balls. Revisit this step a couple more times before the session ends and demonstrate her capacity to throat your hog.

It may require a week or a month for her to deepthroat you without your physical prompting. Keep at it. All women can learn this skill.

Benefits

Many men understate the importance of training their women to deepthroat. Like other activities, collateral advantages come to those who persevere. Some reasons to persist if you face resistance:

  • It cements her role as a submissive and yours as a dominator. She understands the message quickly with your hand on the back of her head. Enjoy a decreased rate of snark and backtalk;
  • Some girls get super wet. A few squirt even, with or without manual stimulation. This saves you time later in greasing the gears;
  • You both experience a greater level of pleasure. Any guy claiming a deepthroat blowjob feels worse than a normal one lies to himself and his brethren. Trust not this man. See previous two points as well;
  • A feeling of closeness and trust develops between you both due to accomplishing a task together. You impart this new skill to her with patience, discipline, and care; and, she learns it through effort and devotion. Everybody wins!

Consider this list as a starter. Find your own reasons. Post them in the comments section.

Parting words

A greater level of happiness results in a more favourable environment for all men and those around them. May these words serve, or entertain, you well. Now, get out there and cock some sucks!

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